Hi, toilet. Im so glad youre here. Im preparing your dearest meal tonight. Its my nice, delicious, hot, fresh from my butt, Feces! Are you excited? You always get excited when I feeding you with my kaviar. It gets me so horny to do it for you. You know how much I love when you smell it. How much I love watching you eat it. And as reward you get my spit. Then, toilet, I want you to eat it all up for me .